Gorchester United

Evening all,

Just thought I’d show you the new flag we, the Shed End Ultras are in the process of making. This will be at all home games and the away games I can get to when I don’t have to take my wife to that new Garden Centre in Fluck (they do a lovely Vicky Sponge)

At the moment, the Shed End Ultras is just me and my mate Andy with the gammy leg, you’ll know him. What we lack in numbers, we make up for in passion and dedication. Andy hobbles to EVERY home game because his wife banned him from ever driving again after the last Yodlington away game (if you know, you know). As for me, I have the Gorchester United badge tattooed on my calf so my passion can never be questioned.

Anyway, if you see our flag, come and say hello and if you want to join the Shed End Ultras, let me know and I’ll issue the relevant application form.

Cheers. Up the Gorch.

Tried the brownies from there, they're not half bad. Will try Victoria Sponge next time. Thanks, flag looking lovely.

Egg & cress sarnie for me there every Monday. Delicious.

How big is the flag

Thanks

What sort of wet wipe is down the garden centre instead of an away day? Ultra my eye.

Nice flag, mind

Winkleberry Hater wrote: ↑Tue Oct 24, 2023 7:14 pm What sort of wet wipe is down the garden centre instead of an away day? Ultra my eye.

Nice flag, mind

Try telling Janet that.

MikeCokerGorky wrote: ↑Tue Oct 24, 2023 6:18 pm How big is the flag

Thanks

Can’t find my tape measure.

Will report back later.

Another distraction engineered from management.

Hiding from the real issues at the club.

Fucking Ribena prices are highest in the league.

I demand an enquiry.

Gowieprez wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:20 am Another distraction engineered from management.

Hiding from the real issues at the club.

Fucking Ribena prices are highest in the league.

I demand an enquiry.

Ah I wouldn't bother, waste of time.

I've been emailing Billy Biggin for weeks on my thoughts about attracting new talent to the club - Nada, just an "I'm OOO, please contact Tim Lawn". I like Tim, he's a good chap but he doesn't really have any power at the club and to be honest... I think he's settled into retirement quite nicely, he seems to be always playing bowls nowadays...

I recommend flasking the ribena, much cheaper that way.

WeNeedMoreGoals wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 11:29 pm

Gowieprez wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:20 am Another distraction engineered from management.

Hiding from the real issues at the club.

Fucking Ribena prices are highest in the league.

I demand an enquiry.

Ah I wouldn't bother, waste of time.

I've been emailing Billy Biggin for weeks on my thoughts about attracting new talent to the club - Nada, just an "I'm OOO, please contact Tim Lawn". I like Tim, he's a good chap but he doesn't really have any power at the club and to be honest... I think he's settled into retirement quite nicely, he seems to be always playing bowls nowadays...

I recommend flasking the ribena, much cheaper that way.

Flask sounds way more hygienic than my smuggling idea.

Lawny is a good bowler. Not a great counter…. Seen a few tense ends lately.

Biggins is Tang’s puppet. Waste of space the both of them.