Gorchester United

Do we have enough players?

I was watching our match versus Yodlington United the other day and I counted each sub they had, which was not easy as big jim was sat in front of me, but they had 7 players on the bench. We only have 5 and ones a keeper!

We seem to be putting ourselves at a disadvantage before the game has even kicked off!

For what we might lack in depth, we sure as hell make up in breadth and width - Dan apparently fills 7.5% more of the cross-section of the goal than your typical National League keeper and that's just the sort of edge we need to stay ahead this season.

Don't be concerned about the depth.

We are in worse financial shape than a Greek Bank.

We can’t afford the squad that we have.

My 2nd cousin’s hairdressers best friend works in finance and I am reliably informed that our club financials gave the team at her bank a good old giggle.

The ridiculous money we pay for Tubson could be better spent paying our electricity bills that are in arrears.

I heard all night fixtures are being transferred to day matches as we can no longer afford the lights.

WeNeedMoreGoals wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 7:05 pm For what we might lack in depth, we sure as hell make up in breadth and width - Dan apparently fills 7.5% more of the cross-section of the goal than your typical National League keeper and that's just the sort of edge we need to stay ahead this season.

Don't be concerned about the depth.

Too right

Stop moaning and get behind the boys.

So much bedwetting going on on this forum. Jesus

danGEROUSbrown wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 1:38 pm Do we have enough players?

I was watching our match versus Yodlington United the other day and I counted each sub they had, which was not easy as big jim was sat in front of me, but they had 7 players on the bench. We only have 5 and ones a keeper!

We seem to be putting ourselves at a disadvantage before the game has even kicked off!

We've got Yodlington on the 5th? What game are you talking about? Are you high?

David Earl wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:20 pm

danGEROUSbrown wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 1:38 pm Do we have enough players?

I was watching our match versus Yodlington United the other day and I counted each sub they had, which was not easy as big jim was sat in front of me, but they had 7 players on the bench. We only have 5 and ones a keeper!

We seem to be putting ourselves at a disadvantage before the game has even kicked off!

We've got Yodlington on the 5th? What game are you talking about? Are you high?

Such a stickler for time, dates and reality.

Will fit in well with the Shed End Ultras.

The more liberal supporters in the Bottoms Off crew can do without your type.

David Earl wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:20 pm

danGEROUSbrown wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 1:38 pm Do we have enough players?

I was watching our match versus Yodlington United the other day and I counted each sub they had, which was not easy as big jim was sat in front of me, but they had 7 players on the bench. We only have 5 and ones a keeper!

We seem to be putting ourselves at a disadvantage before the game has even kicked off!

We've got Yodlington on the 5th? What game are you talking about? Are you high?

Plastic fan. As plastic as those brand new green and grey seats (with the lovely black trim) that we've got in the main stand.

David Earl wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:20 pm

danGEROUSbrown wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 1:38 pm Do we have enough players?

I was watching our match versus Yodlington United the other day and I counted each sub they had, which was not easy as big jim was sat in front of me, but they had 7 players on the bench. We only have 5 and ones a keeper!

We seem to be putting ourselves at a disadvantage before the game has even kicked off!

We've got Yodlington on the 5th? What game are you talking about? Are you high?

I meant Rogerstown easy mistake to make and yes I am high but that has nothing to do with it