Russian Roulade (November AGM)

[ShedEndBoy]

It seems the main forum is being infiltrated by Russian "bots", but at last nights AGM the truth began to come out about just what exactly is happening with the Gorchy boys.

As has been usual for the past few months, the AGM was held in Winifred's front room. With the club renting the stadium out to get some extra cash in, we've had to rely on Tang's sister-in-law to provide somewhere for us to have our meetings. I did suggest the local church hall but they wanted 4x free season tickets as payment. A complete non starter.

There was an increased number of people at the meeting, as usual when things are going badly people like to stick a boot in. The meeting started several minutes late because of a parking issue out the front, all I am going to say is, a mobility scooter should not take up a parking space.

Points of interest:

• Tang is paying out of his own pocket to subsidise the magic night with magic Barry. Tickets were originally going to cost £8. As I always say, TANGFASTIC.
  
  Mick Bakerman (First Team Therapist) is returning to Uni to study a degree in Outdoor Leadership. Club will continue to monitor his commitment to his current role and will act accordingly.
  
  Billy Biggin confirmed the situation with the established date on the badge will be resolved within the next two seasons.
  
  Questions were asked around why manager Martin Haddaway was missing, Tang just asked us to move on promptly. Something VERY fishy going on there

It went on for around an hour, before we broke for refreshments (pastries from Jenny's cafe), and at that time a strange man who had been at the back of the room for the evening began to speak. He was of Serbian/Russian descent and named Vladimir Kezman. He has recently taken over the florist in the town, as well as a few other businesses, Boho Coffee House and the Comedy club (is it adding up yet?). He most definitely has a pound note in his back pocket, and wants to get involved with the club. I for one am sceptical as he turned down a pasty four times (it was the one with the leek through it). Tangy was getting very excited and they left together in his brash car that sounds incredibly obnoxious (I like Tang, but his taste in cars and women leaves a lot to be desired). Hopefully the club offer some sort of update on what is going on, I had to calm down Steve (you know Steve? Fella with the glass eye who pulls it out when we score and says "EYE CAN'T BELIEVE IT") as he thinks we could be challenging for back to back promotions.

Be interested to know other people's thoughts?

[GorchyBoy1927]

No word on the fact we ran out of pasties BEFORE half time at the Fluck game then? Typical.

Nice summary though, thanks Shed End Boy. Much appreciated. Very, very interesting. Tangy always did strike me as someone who would have dodgy connections in the East. Reminds me of when his mate from Sussex joined the board for a bit. Didn't go well. We will see.

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