Gorchester United

4 letter surname types stick together.

Makes me sick.

Hope this Russian forum hacker can buy the club.

SackTang

We just lost to the Dirty Y’s

The shame.

The Dirty Fucking Y’s

Can’t believe how stingy our club board are. I know they ‘found’ extra cash to pay Tubson his obscene salary but day to day we are one of the most miserly clubs in history. Robbie Blapp is on the verge of leaving. Hasn’t been paid for a month. I was at the Elephants Ears Tavern on the High St last n...

Another distraction engineered from management. Hiding from the real issues at the club. Fucking Ribena prices are highest in the league. I demand an enquiry. Ah I wouldn't bother, waste of time. I've been emailing Billy Biggin for weeks on my thoughts about attracting new talent to the club - Nada...

Also I now wear sunglasses to the games due to the glare from your binocular lenses pointed our way. I believe it is a microscope. Anyway, nobody is interested in your perverted ways, as everybody knows, The Shed End Boys rule the terraces. Shed End Boys (and girls) We Are Here Woaaah Woaaah Ruling...

Do we have enough players? I was watching our match versus Yodlington United the other day and I counted each sub they had, which was not easy as big jim was sat in front of me, but they had 7 players on the bench. We only have 5 and ones a keeper! We seem to be putting ourselves at a disadvantage ...

Slow, lazy, has no left foot and I like cats.

GorchyBoy1927 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 9:13 am I saw him tucking into a lasagne on Tuesday night in that new Italian restaurant on the high street. He seemed to be enjoying it.

Will be as round as Tubson soon with that diet.

Prediction.

An unhealthy Yodling sound at the end of the game.

Too much Tubson.

Too little Le Biel.

We are in worse financial shape than a Greek Bank. We can’t afford the squad that we have. My 2nd cousin’s hairdressers best friend works in finance and I am reliably informed that our club financials gave the team at her bank a good old giggle. The ridiculous money we pay for Tubson could be better...