Gorchester United

Would these television boxes show the Gorchy boys? Is shipping included?

Could be a tour location for that Chatabix podcast that Simon is always going on about.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

We don't drink coffee down here, we drink bovril.

Now piss off.

It seems the main forum is being infiltrated by Russian "bots", but at last nights AGM the truth began to come out about just what exactly is happening with the Gorchy boys. As has been usual for the past few months, the AGM was held in Winifred's front room. With the club renting the stad...

Hiya Jeffrey I remember you being a very honorable midfield general in your time with Lambsfield in the late 90s. Had some great battles over the years. I had hoped the rumours weren't true or you upping sticks and moving to Russia for the money. Sad to see, but very aware the florist was going to r...

Flies us up the old Ask Jeeves apparently. "Flies" and "Jeeves" in the same sentence, quite obviously putting in a little "easter egg" that many won't understand the reference of. Like yourself WNMG, I remember Billy Jeeves, a fantastic winger in his time. Up and down ...

Tang abuse yet again

Wearing thin, VERY thin.

Just remember what he has done for this club.

David Earl wrote: ↑Tue Nov 07, 2023 12:11 pm Support the lad, for once.

I'm old enough to remember his Grandad, Peter. Went through a similar blip (the mining accident did not help his form) but eventually pulled through and became bit of a cult hero.

David Earl wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:05 pm if we want to win the league we've got to be winning games like that. 9 shots on goal to their 5.

As Geoff Dankworth (sadly no longer with us) used to say, "you have to take your chances, otherwise they'll lurk round the corner and fuck you" and he was right.

Well, that was indeed tough to take.