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A laughing stock on and off the pitch.

Our forum has been taken over by Russian bots/Fluck Town supporters pretending to be Russian bots. We've lost three in a row and worst of all, at the Fluck game, the club had run out of pasties before half time. BEFORE HALF TIME. I've never seen this in my entire life. I opted for a pie instead and it was alright tasting but lukewarm at best. Didnt finish it. I had to stop off at the chippy on my way home. Now I can take leaving the ground deflated at the result but I will not take leaving the ground hungry. Totally unacceptable.

Don't get me started on losing to Lidnich.

Tangy, act now before it's too late.

WeNeedMoreGoals wrote: ↑Mon Nov 13, 2023 10:45 am Flies us up the old Ask Jeeves apparently.

"Flies" and "Jeeves" in the same sentence, quite obviously putting in a little "easter egg" that many won't understand the reference of. Like yourself WNMG, I remember Billy Jeeves, a fantastic winger in his time. Up and down the line like a Springer Spaniel with fleas. Defenders couldn't live with him.

Horrible end mind, but a warning for us all. Don't have music playing too loud in your headphones when a milk float is doing its rounds.

You make a good point but, at the end of the day, we aren't going to see results unless we start seeing balls hitting the back of the net and players start playing with some sense (I'm talking about Tubson showing off to the Shed with his clearing off a pint in 3 seconds... didn't bode well for him in the second half).

They don't care about the integrity of this forum, it's all about reaching the "magical 1000" posts number. Flies us up the old Ask Jeeves apparently.

WeNeedMoreGoals wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2023 11:21 pm It has to stop and we also need more goals.

Can we have more of something we haven’t had? Can’t remember the last time we scored a bloody goal.

Time for change. On and off the pitch.

Surely the clubs IT department should be working around the clock to sort these forum shenanigans?

Disappointed with the result, didn't really reflect the performance and what we put into that match...

Also the Russian infiltration has to stop, our membership hasn't been boosted by this whole 'trying to game the Google system'... Have a gander at the Fluck Town forum and they're laughing at us.

It has to stop and we also need more goals.